didney-worl-no-uta: Since the school system is getting really anal about a new strict dress code for female students, how about I make a proposal to solve this problem? It’s a very simple solution From now on, everyone shall wear onesies Not just the female students, but the male students and school staff Yes, even the principal Every day will be like a slumber party! And best of all, no...
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
gentlemasquerade: shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter” Also known as: No one in my Monday classes are in my Tuesday classes
frickingstyles: i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
kissesjohnlockandgrell: mrloopysquirrel: wHy I hate you.
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
books: buy us.
me: yes master
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
fuckinq: i want to kiss someone so so badly
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older